no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed


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why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal

for all we know satan could like smooth jazz


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  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

[project freelancer / blue team / red team]

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plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

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Dan Povenmire has been called out to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

For those who don’t know, The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is an activity involving dumping a bucket of ice water on one’s head or donating to the ALS Association, an Association that raises money to research and fight Lou Gehrig's disease.

To help Dan with the challenge, is a certain evil scientist armed with what looks like a Bucket of Ice Water-Inator. XD

Also if you have see Aliki’s tweet,

Then you know that Phineas Flynn himself has taken the challenge as well. ^_^

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If Hiccup really had killed Toothless in the first movie, taken his heart to Stoick, and then was celebrated for killing a Night Fury, I guess you could say that Hiccup would have had the heart of a dragon and the soul of a chief.

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a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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RVB theories: being blue team’s leader is bad luck. Captain Flowers died. Church died. Wash is going to die. Either through some self-sacrificial redemption bullshit or as a result of a fatal aspirin allergy. Fuck aspirin

Alternatively: Agent Washington is uniquely suited to being blue team’s leader on account of being virtually immortal

Wanted: Blue Team Leader

Requirements: Be a literal fucking cockroach. Take blame for stupid shit we do. 

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shieldmaiden5678 said: 1, 12, 61, 90

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

My Friend Carlie~

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Bleeding Out - Imagine Dragons

I Burn - RWBY

Words are Weapons - Seether

Falling Towards the Sky - Red vs Blue

Once Upon a Dream - Lana Del Rey

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Yes.  I may have hit someone.  Let’s not go into details.

90. Name a person you love?

I have lots of people I love!  Carlie, Jill, Amaya and many, many more!!!

Dragon Age II Comic: Ready?




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